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What movies have not aged well?

10.06.2025 01:44

What movies have not aged well?

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

Moonraker

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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Octopussy

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

Diamonds Are Forever

A View to a Kill

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-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

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The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-”She is very sexyful!”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

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-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-”Ah so!”

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From Russia With Love

Dr No

-J W Pepper

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Goldfinger